I saw Michelle Wie on campus…first hitting golf balls at the range under the supervison of what appeared to be her mom and dad. Then I saw her on campus unhooking her bike…
She is really tall.
My dad says I should ask her to play golf sometime. Would I ask Clint Eastwood to go ride horses in the desert in Spain? Would I ask Meatloaf to sing Hot Patootie with me? It just sounds weird…next time I see her I’m going to try this.
“Hey”
“Hi There” (she looks down at me awkwardly)
“What’s your name?” I say with a smile.
“uh…Michelle Wie.” She gives me one of those you’ve gotta be kidding me looks.
“Yea…and I’m Danika Patrick.” I smile and then maybe I can invite her to be in my famous names club.
I’ll let you know if I get arrested for harrasment.